Archive Mode
Archive Mode
I was going to order these by the date they were written, but I just had to make this one front and center. After all, it's one of my favorite projects, despite being fairly mediocre. It was made in 5th grade for an invasive species report. And, what better invasive critter to talk about than the overweight nutria?
After the resounding success of this slideshow, I grew very attatched to this little guy. Eventually he became an inside joke, often accompanied by a lemon or two. As you can see, he's even become a sort of mascot for this site. And he's the cursor!
Well, this is quite the downgrade from the nutria! This was made in 4th grade, and was my very first digital work. I believe it was sort of a test assignment to make sure everyone knew how to use Oddyseyware and Docs.
I was very new to Google Docs and writing as a whole, so it's not very good. However, I am a man of complete archival, so it must be uploaded here!
No, you aren't reading that wrong. My school district was kind enough to give us regular three-day weekends.
The document itself was made in 4th grade for an assignment asking for completely accurate information on our four-day weekends. Being me, I did not do that. Literally nothing in this document is true, especially not the information about Sunday. I think I was high on lemon juice while writing this.
Yeehaw brothers! It's time to head down yonder into TEXAS!! This fine ol' piece of work was made fer sum' big vacation project thingamajig fer 5th grade. It was my first dog gone big Docs project. We've got them newfangled "images," "fonts," and "quality!"
One of my favorite things to work on, I even wowed people over with the pageless format because I don't think anybody realized that even existed yet. Since we had to present these, it made me realize that I love standing at the front of class and showing everyone my beautiful works of art.
Little known fact, there's a secret image at the bottom of the sources page. It wasn't supposed to be secret, but my teacher told me not to show literally anything from the sources since that was for her. And that includes a stupid little image I spent like 15 minutes trying to get right BECAUSE IMAGES IN DOCS SUCKS I HATE YOU GOOGLE!!1!!1!1!
This was supposed to be finished in 6th grade, but I never got past the overly long topic paragraph. We were supposed to make an essay or something on what we learned about constellations.
One ironic line states "now, assuming Mrs. Berger doesnโt show this to the whole world, Iโm going to guess you are all in the Northern Hemisphere." I am now showing this to the whole world.
A 6th grade Slides presentation on floods. It also features some "sarcastic" and "witty" writing that is trying way too hard to be funny.
Strangely enough, I don't seem to have shared it with anyone, so this might've never been presented. You might just be looking at EXCLUSIVE content!
A 6th grade essay on our Thanksgiving break, similar to the essay about our four-day weekend in 4th grade.
Something something narcissism funny haha. I suppose making fun of that is hypocritical when this website's about page does the exact same thing.
Some type of documentary on my life story? I have no recollection of even making this, and I have no idea why any teacher would need a detailed background on my entire life.
Perhaps I planned to make it big and tell everyone how the best writer in the world came to be. I suppose that is kind of happening, as I'm showing this all to you.
A few small writing assignments based on image prompts we were given in the morning. Well, it was for us at least, since we had ELA as our 2nd period.
I think they're cute, but the writing definitely isn't great by 8th grade me's standards.
Fun fact, "Duck-Duck-Goose" is what inspired the goose in this site's logo.
A travel guide on some stupid big camp trip nearly everybody went on in 6th grade I think? I distinctly remember it being in 5th grade, but if that were true I'd have no idea why we wrote a travel guide about it in the latter half of 6th grade.
Whatever, who cares. Camp Grey thinks they're sooo special with their stupid squid dissections. But that's okay. They wouldn't know how cool dissecting a pig is. They didn't have to write an essay on it like I did (which is being excluded from the archive because it isn't interesting).
Now that's hardcore. This was a big end of quarter writing assignment for 7th grade, and it's also my first fully fledged fiction piece with characters and a plotline and stuff.
It's... basically just Scooby Doo but the monsters are the ragtag group of teen detectives.
The end also alludes to a sequel, but that never happened. AND IT NEVER WILL! ... Right?
A one pager on some stupid story about a narcissist. I mean, who would even make JOKES about that? Sheesh...
I spent way too much time on the visuals for this. Not because I had to seek out the best graphics or whatever, but because the stupid pillar thing I used was too long so I spent like 10 minutes trying to crop it, only to realize I could've just put a white square over it.
A graphic essay about de-extinction. This was also one of those big end of quarter 7th grade projects.
I actually had to make the central image myself. Since none of the images I found off Google fit my vision, I just stitched a mammoth and a sciency lady together. Not in the Human Centipede sort of way, I just made the images fade into each other.
A food truck menu based on Gordon Korman's Swindle.
This was our final end of quarter project for 7th grade. We had to make food items and stuff based on the characters of a book of our choice. Makes me scared of where the ingredients come from...
If you're wondering why there's only three big quarter projects, it's because the first one was a paper map of Gordon Korman's Framed. And because this is an archive of all my digital works, it's not saved here.
...And I didn't keep the map.
A big collaborative Slides presentation on the first Harry Potter book. I only worked on the first 5 slides.
This is also my first 8th grade digital work. I think I did pretty well.